Summary
After enduring 99 brutal betrayals and deaths at the hands of a relentless system, Ye Fan has had enough. In his 100th life, all he craves is a peaceful, ordinary existence—cultivation be damned! But his tearful system isn’t ready to give up, forcing him into check-ins despite his protests. Watch as Ye Fan hilariously turns top-tier spiritual pets into dinner prospects and priceless cultivation techniques into mere table legs. Can the universe’s most exasperated system convince its host to just *pretend* to cultivate for a while? Dive into Chapter 1 to see if Ye Fan can truly escape his destiny!